Milo Canopener (October 1, 2015)

An archive of the Milo Canopener.The University of Lethbridge Library received permission from the Archives at Milo Library to digitize and display this content.October 2015 Edition No. 305 Milo Can Opener Box 12, Milo, AB T0L1L0 Canada Post Agmt. # 40607518 The Milo Can Opener MILO TERRY FOX RUN SEPTEMBER 17 Thanks to all participants, donors and sponsors on another successful run. Over $12,000 has been raised so far. Lions Club president Keith Deitz (good looking tallest one at right) was able to get Lions members to more than match the club donation by offering to take part in the run.The Milo Can Opener A Community Newsletter published by Volunteers Layout Editors: Barb Godkin 403-485-8389 Cameron Klem 403-485-1592 Colleen Bartsch 403-599-2204 Subscriptions Darlene Phillips 403-599-3791 Can be left at Milo Library Notices Any Can Opener volunteer Advertising: (Single Insertion) Business Directory $ 5.00 Quarter Page $ 6.00 Half Page $ 8.00 Full Page $15.00 Classified Ads $ 2.00 Free Items: Event Notices Announcements: Wedding, Anniversary Births, Showers, etc. Cards of Thanks News Items Articles of Interest Editorial Content: Letters to the Editor are welcome. All submissions must be signed. Letters will not be printed unless signed, and requests to re­main anonymous will not be honoured. Deadlines: The deadline for photo-ready (JPEG) ad copy or articles is 5 days before the end of a month. Please allow additional layout time for unformatted copy. The Can Opener is normally printed the last 2 days of a month. Subscription Rates: Single copy “Cover Price” $ 2.00 (copies available at Milo Library) Inside Milo (pickup, delivery or mailed) $16.00 Outside Milo mailed - Canada $24.00 Outside Milo mailed - U.S. $60.00 How to reach us: Email is our preferred method of contact if possible, as photo ready (JPEG) advertising copy can be printed clearly (rather than scanned). Fax transmissions are also low resolution, and tend to be unclear. Thanks! Email: help@milolibrary.ca igodkin@wildroseinternet.ca Regular mail: Milo Canopener PO Box 12 Milo, Alberta T0L1L0 Fax: 403-599-2224 403-599-3924 (Milo Library) Drop off: Items may be left: • at Milo Green Foods in the Can Opener Box at the back of the store. • at the desk in the Milo Library, or in the library book drop box.Goods & Services Sponsors We would like to thank our advertisers for their continued support. 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(See inside front cover for details) MILO GREEN FOODS WINTER BUSINESS HOURS October 1 to May 31 Monday 9 am - 5:30 pm 0pen(Lunch Time) Tuesday 9 am - 5:30 pm 0pen(Lunch Time) Wednesday 9 am - 5:30 pm Closed noon - 1:00pm (For Lunch) Thursday 9 am - 5:30 pm 0pen(Lunch Time) Friday 9 am-5:30 pm 0pen(Lunch Time) Saturday 9 am - 5:30 pm 0pen(Lunch Time) Sunday CLOSED Holidays 10 am-4:30 pm 0pen(Lunch Time)Goods & Services Sponsors We would like to thank our advertisers for their continued support. Without them, we would not be able to print this newsletter for the enjoyment of our readers. A mm■■ ■-----— — :js Septic Tank Services {A Division of J B. 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(See inside front cover for details) ——:-ri" -----------------------1MILO FALL FAIR MILO COMMUNITY SCHOOL SATURDAY OCTOBER 3RD. 2015 DOORS OPEN AT 3 P.M.FOR VIEWING SUPPER IN THE MILO HALL 6 ■ 7 P.M. BEST SALSA CINNAMON BUNS SHORTBREAD COOKIES RICE CRISP SQUARES CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE HAND CRAFTED STAIN GLASS PICTURE BY MICHELLE TIEGEN FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL ELVA GORE 599-2206Oct 3 2pm - 8pm ZMifo Library (across from the Milo community hall) Corn'd and arm FALL FAIR CHILDREN'S ACTIVITIES SATURDAY OCTOBER 3 4-5 PM Join us for some Fall Fair fun! Well have several drop- in activities going on for kids of ail ages. We'll be located in the schoolyard and if weather doesn't cooperate, well be in the arena ... Join os for an hour of fun and games PRESENTED 8Y THE MILO ANO DISTRICT RECREATION BOARD Milo and District Agricultural Society Fall Fair Raffle Tickets On sale now for $1.00 each. Tickets available at: Scotiabank, Milo Library and Milo Green Foods Raffle prize is a Handcrafted Stained Glass Picture created by Michelle Tiegen Draw will be made at the Fall Fair Supper October 3rd, 2015 (below is a sample of Michelle's work)Frank Mdnenly Auctions Ltd. Vulcan, Alberta Serving the Agriculture Industry since 1967 “Selling is our business - our ONLY business!” 403-485-2440 Frank Mclnenly - Stacey SchootentAcf ih^ru-gl^ Qcnrdxr Orc^cM' Thanksgiving: We need to keep before us the truth that everything that we have, everything we are - our wealth, our talents, our very life - are not ours - but are gifts from our generous God. Everything we have has been given to us freely. The Scriptures tell us, time and time again, that the key is thanksgiving. “O give thanks to the Lord, for He is good, and His mercy endures forever." Saint Paul urges us, “Give thanks to God the Father at all times, and for everything - in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ." Giving thanks is not always easy: we have to practice. The best time to practice thanksgiving is as soon as we wake up. When the alarm goes off on Monday morning, instead of groaning and allowing waves of anxiety or weariness to wash over you as you think of all the things you have to do that day, at once say, “Thank you God for the gift of a new day.” And then maybe think of at least five things to be thankful for: your health, your family, a roof over head... Name them and say, “Thank you, God.” And before you know it, something has changed inside. God loves to be thanked. When we give thanks, God changes us; he softens our hearts, and we become more generous towards others and towards ourselves. We are converted through thanksgiving. This Thanksgiving Day we may feel helpless, and caught up in world events over which we have little control - a recession that robs Canadians of the opportunities to work, a global slowdown in the oil industry, continuing violence in the Middle East, and the refugee crisis, unprecedented since the end of the World War. What we need to concentrate on instead, and because of those issues, is giving our thanks to God for the blessings and mercies that are showered on us in Canada, in Alberta, in Vulcan County. Be thankful to God and never be afraid to show that thanksgiving in some concrete way. Below is a table grace - perhaps you can use it at your Thanksgiving Day dinner: Lord God, for the blessings of food and fellowship we are about to receive, make us truly thankful. Open our hearts so that in the midst of plenty, we are aware of those who hunger, and in the midst of friends, we remember those who are friendless. Give us a hunger to do your will, and an appetite to see your kingdom, here and in the world to come. We ask all this in Jesus' name. Amen. October Services: Sunday 11th-9:00 AM Sunday 25th - Reformation Sunday Joint Service 11:00 AM See Ljcru. dk- CMamtcM).The Milo Hotel and Ts Saloon Hallowe'en Party Friday, October 30 Prizes for best costumes. Join us for some fun. — Wing Wednesdays 6 to 9 p.m. Try our new wing flavours: T's Bourbon BBQ T's Southern Comfort BBQ Tree Hugger (organic spices, no salt) J We serve CHIU CHEESE DOGS, SMOKIES, HOT DOGS, and PIZZA any time! J Check out our website: www.milohotel.ca In October, we open at noon every day, and are still open on Sundays.Across: I Hooked up 5 Write down in a new format or language 9 Tectonic heave ho 10 Allowing new people in to your country II Digital assistant with keyboard & screen 14 Feeling for another's situation 15 Damaging material in 9 Down 16 Its capita! is Halifax 17 Snake like fish 18 Not trivial 19 Not too much of one or the other 22 Plastic Power like VISA (2 wds) 23 Internet home of online videos of all types 26 Basic unit of people 29 Resolved to continue 32 To turn in one spot 33 What you aim for 34 Not artificial 35 The power suit in bridge, or a loudmouth 36 Produce or be filled with a reverberating sound 38 With an injury affecting gait 40 Combustion in progress 41 Trendy thing, even in tax breaks 42 Go from one state to something else 44 Not at either end, but in the______ 45 Someone not from an established group 47 To ask opinions on a topic, or establish property lines 49 12 inches 50 One who moves to another place or country 52 Very well spoken 53 Usually right behind first, and ahead of third 55 History courses look here 57 Inner place 59 Gunfight (for example) over honor 60 Political parties build them from planks 62 Milo’s province 65 Aquatic plant with ’pad' leaves 86 Day after the hump 67 Solidified by low temperature 88 Oil or Tar, they are controversial 70 Every time without fail 71 Person who saw it 72 Answer in the affirmative 73 Weighs and measures that 74 National police force 75 Natural grace under pressure 76 Spend more that you tax, and you get one Down: 1 Used corporately 2 Painful muscle contraction 3 Mix of yellow and blue 4 When the rabbit comes out of the hat, it’s______ 5 Way of doing things usually with some type of tools 6 Select a point at which to fire 7 Babies really are __ 8 Forever 9 Our land, water and air 12 Home of Machu Picchu 13 Completely wrecked 20 Even or odd, they are both_______ 21 Discomfort 24 Rumor has it this orange drink was invented for space 25 Manipulation of 20 Down 2? Not complex 28 How things really are - we think 30 Evoking admiration through some quality 31 National capital 37 Fuel usage is also called fuel_____ 39 Not less or the same 41 One thousand million 43 Gratuity or top/front end 45 Cookies of black round wafers and cream filling 46 Something owed 47 To not die 48 Taking unnecessary risks 51 Queen Rachel of the Legislature 54 Organized arguments on a theme 56 A group of shots at the same target 58 Dive or drop 59 Our poor currency 61 Income, for a government 63 Every year 64 It hasn’t happened yet 68 Morse code 911 69 Forged ironOctober 2015 Milo Library ftttlo Hibrarp Slrcljtoes Milo Library MHo , Ubrarp SrrtjtUes* - Both Roberta Kerr and Joanne attended a Man­aging Electronic Rec­ords Workshop at the Glenbow Museum in September that was sponsored by the Archives Society of Alberta. There seem to be as many questions as there are answers in the process of archiving original digital materials. There were many de­bates throughout the day which only goes to show the relative infancy of the process. BOOKWORMS Wilt rule the WORLD As soon as we finish one more chapter.. M SMARTEST CAM) Gef if.If. @ your library Celebrate library Card Sign-tip Month in September Fall books to consider from info@e.harpercollins.com From the creators of the wildly popu­lar Welcome to Night Va­le podcast comes an imaginative mystery set in the small town of Night Vale, located somewhere in the great American Southwest, where ghosts, angels, al­iens, and government con­spiracies are all common­place parts of everyday life. It is here that the lives of two women, with two mysteries, will converge. Undermajor- domo Minor by Patrick deWitt From the best­selling, Man Booker-shortlisted author of The Sisters Brothers, comes a brilliant and bois­terous novel that reimagi­nes the folk tale. In this riveting, poignant mem­oir of three generations of women and the white dresses that adorned them, television producer Mary Pflum Peter­son recounts a journey through loss and redemption, and her battle to rescue her mother, a former nun, from compulsive hoarding. Mitch Albom creates his most unforgetta­ble fictional character— Frankie Presto, the greatest gui­tarist to ever walk the earth—in this magi­cal novel about the bands we join in life and the power of talent to change our lives. New Purchases ADULT FICTION Everything I never Told You by Celeste Ng, A Walk Across the Sun by Corban Addi­son, The Fami­ly Beach House by Holly Chamberlain, The Silenced by Heather Graham, NYPDRed 2 by James Patterson & Marshall Karp, Blue Labyrinth by Preston & Child, Breaking Creed by Alex Kava Time Bomb by Jonathan Kellerman, The Confabulist by Steven Gallo­way, 4 JoJo Mo- yes novels, To Rise Again at a Decent Hour by Joshua Ferris, Crazy Rich Asians by Kevin Kwan, Aunt Dimi­ty & the Wishing Well and Aunt Dimity and Summer King by Nancy Atherton, Who By Fire by Fred Sten- son, Every Fifteen Minutes by Lisa Scottoline, X by Sue Grafton, The Murderer’s Daughter by Johnathan Kel­lerman, Every­body Rise by Stephanie Clifford, The End Game by Catherine ter and J.T. El­lison, Hyena Road by Paul Gross, The Girl in the Spider’s Web by David Lagercrantz ADULT NON-FICTION Yes please by Amy Poehler, Hope by Aman­da Berry and Gina DeJesus, Mis­soula by Jon Krakauer, Mod­ern Romance by Aziz Ansari CHRISTIAN FICTION As Sure as the Dawn, An Echo in the Darkness and A Voice in the Wind by Francine RiversNew Purchases Continued from pagel FRIENDS OF THE LIBRARY MOc Library ADULT WESTERN Slater’s Way by Charles G West, Shot in the Back by William John­stone JUNIOR DVD's: Disney’s Planes, Free Birds, Robots, Dragons - Dawn of the Dragon Racers DVD’s & Blu-Rav Magic Mike, Left Behind, Dolphin Tale, The Fault in our Stars YOUNG ADULT FICTION Theodore Boone series by John Grisham, The Maze Runner series by James Dashner, The Immortal In­struments series by Cassandra Clare, The Infernal Devices series by Cassandra Clare, The Lunar Chroni­cles series by Marissa Meyer, Paper Towns by John Green, Allegiant by Veronica Roth JUNIOR FICTION Dork Diaries Tales from a NOT-SO-Glam TV Star by Rachel Renee Rus­sell, Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan, GRAPHIC NOVEL Full Metal Alchemist Vol­umes 1-24, Archie 1000 page Comic Blowout! EASY READER Jack and the Beanstalk by Susanna Davidson PICTUREBOOK The Sweetest Witch Around by Alison McGhee, Curious George Discovers the Rainbow by Amy E Chreeix J DONATIONS We want to thank the following people for their donations to our library this month: Ian Thomson, Wendy Vannatta, Dick Berglof, Betty Godkin, Brenda McMorris, Glenn McCallum, Jim Heather, Monnie Fetkenher, Jean Thomson, Gord and Kelly Nelson. We apologize to anyone who we may have missed. We appreciate each one. Thanks to Mikhail Nagoritsyn for donating a conference table to the Library. Next Library Board Meeting is October 27th @ 7:00 pm. \ Milo Library NEW FALL HOURS! Tuesday: 10:00 am — 5:00 pm Tues. evening: 6:00 pm — 8:00 pm Thurs&Fri: 10:00 am —5:00 pm Phone 403-599-3850 New Fax# 403-599-3924 Email messages to help@milolibrarv.ca or check out our website @ www.milolibrarv.ca Joanne Monner librarian Barb Godkin assistant librarian Tracy Mozill assistant librarian rInvisible Fence Brand Western Canada The best in Electronic Pet containment and behavioral products. Indoor and outdoor solutions for cats and dogs, electronic doors, remote trainers and bark control collars. 100% Satisfaction or money back Lifetime Warranty Contact Greg Deitz 1-877-364-2929 www.invisiblefence.caMilo's 27th Annual Terry Fox Run Another successful Terry Fox Run got underway on September 17th with some warm-up exercises led by the principal Rachelle Prud'Homme. In total we had 80 participants, 8 workers and over $12,000.00 (so far) raised for cancer research. The success of this annual event is entirely due to the generosity of the Milo area, not only in pledging money, but with every other aspect of the event itself. As with any other community event, a lot takes place from the planning and set-up through to clean-up. I am always amazed that you are so generous. A huge thank you to the following: Tracy Mozill for helping with the set-up, Gary and Mona Middlestead for the loan of their golf cart, The Milo Lions Club cooks - AllanBartsch, David Deitz, Ted Lee, Lome Mozill, Barry Monner - and president Keith Detiz for being a good sport and doing the run (walk) after the Lions members matched the Club's donation of $500.00, for a total of over $1,000.00, Linda Booth for manning the registration booth, Leanne Bertschy for manning the water station, Colleen Bartsch for her help with the Terry Fox wall and the clean-up, all the staff and students of the school, and community members who participated or pledged. For donating to the lunch, a huge thank you goes out to: The Elevator (Lloyd Deitz) for the buns and burgers, Richardson Pioneer- Vulcan (Mike Hingley) for the juice boxes, the Milo Lions for the Ice Cream dixie cups, the School for the condiments. Check out the article about our Run http://pallisersd.ab.ca Thanks to Craig Albright for covering our event. He did a great job!! Please make sure you get your pledge money into Tammy at the school or Joanne at the Library before the end of October. Thanks again and we'll see you next year! Joanne Monner Terry Fox Run CoordinatorJOKING AROUND Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town......and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors." The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to "Catatonics and High Colonics." No go. Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Thumbs down again. Then came "Minds and Behinds." Still no good. Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." Unacceptable again! So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts." Not a chance. "Nuts and Butts?" No way. "Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go. "Loons and Moons?" Forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends." Everyone loved it. 0303030303 During a airline flight a Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related impedimenta. When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!" Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said nursing would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears. The Navy Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "Man!! And all these years I've been chewing gum. A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer