What makes an indicative conditional true if its antecedent is false? Imagine I say to you, “If you ate the last chocolate, you’re a terrible person.” Things seem fairly simple if you really did eat the chocolate: in this case, the conditional is true if you are a terrible person and false if you are not. But what if you didn’t eat the chocolate in the first place? My paper focuses on the theory that indicative conditionals are material conditionals, and I argue that this theory deserves neither the bland acceptance nor the bitter contempt with which people so often respond to it. If indicative conditionals are material conditionals, then all indicative conditionals with false antecedents are true. This may seem absurd. However, I argue tha...