We analyze two classic variants of the TRAVELING SALESMAN PROBLEM (TSP) using the toolkit of fine-grained complexity. Our first set of results is motivated by the BITONIC TSP problem: given a set of n points in the plane, compute a shortest tour consisting of two monotone chains. It is a classic dynamic-programming exercise to solve this problem in O(n) time. While the near-quadratic dependency of similar dynamic programs for LONGEST COMMON SUBSEQUENCE and DISCRETE Fréchet Distance has recently been proven to be essentially optimal under the Strong Exponential Time Hypothesis, we show that bitonic tours can be found in subquadratic time. More precisely, we present an algorithm that solves bitonic TSP in O(nlog n) time and its bottleneck ver...