Developing my long-held contention that an artist might write art-theory differently from non-artist theorists, this paper offers an instantiation of one possible approach. First and foremost, it proposes that an artist's art-theory might utilise their understanding of aesthetic form and functioning to conceive of writing as another ‘art-form’, now taking place in words and referencing the structures associated with that medium. With a nod to Plato’s dialogues, the text adopts the format of a fictional conversation offered as reportage, which takes place between the artist-writer and a philosopher - an expert on the subject of ‘truth-regimes’. The artist consults him in order to progress a project. What ensues puts the artist-writer's ...