The Earth is constantly bombarded from outer space by energetic particles (e.g., electrons e −, positrons e +, protons, nuclei; (1)). Where and how these “cosmic rays” are produced is poorly understood, with various particle types and energies likely originating from different sources. Particularly mysterious is the source of high-energy e ± produced in our Galaxy, especially those responsible for both the high fraction of e + in the GeV cosmic ray lepton spectrum (e.g., (2)) and the e ± and observed excess of microwaves (e.g., (3)) and γ-rays (e.g., (4)) detected towards the Galactic center and bulge. While these particles could be evidence for exotic forms of dark matter (e.g., (5)), they might also be produced by “normal” ast...