It is shown that optimal text compression is a harder problem than artificial intelligence as defined by Turing’s (1950) imitation game; thus compression ratio on a standard benchmark corpus could be used as an objective and quantitative alternative test for AI (Mahoney, 1999). Specifically, let L, M, and J be the probability distributions of responses chosen by a human, machine, and human judge respectively to the judge’s questions in the imitation game. The goal of AI is M = L, the machine is indistinguishable from human. But the machine wins (the judge guesses that it is human) when HJ(M) < HJ(L), where HQ(P) ≡ −Σx P(x) log Q(x) is the cross entropy of Q with respect to P. This happens when J is a poor estimate of L, meaning that the...