This is the third in a series of articles analyzing the current turmoil in federal criminal sentencing and offering suggestions for improvements in the federal sentencing system. The first article, The Failure of the Federal Sentencing Guidelines: A Structural Analysis, 105 COLUMBIA L. REV. 1315 (2005), analyzed the structural failures of the complex federal sentencing guidelines system, particularly those arising from imbalances among the primary institutional sentencing actors - Congress, the judiciary, the Justice Department, and the U.S. Sentencing Commission. The second, Beyond BandAids: A Proposal for Reconfiguring Federal Sentencing After Booker, 2005 U. OF CHICAGO LEGAL FORUM 149 (2005), proposed a simplified guidelines system d...