In the last ten years, the workload of the Patent and Trademark Office ( PTO ) has increased dramatically. Complaints about the PTO\u27s ability to manage its workload have increased in tandem. Interestingly, although Congress has explicitly given the PTO rulemaking authority over the processing of patent applications, and withheld from it authority over substantive patent law, the PTO has arguably enjoyed more success in influencing substantive law than in executing direct efforts to manage its workload. This Article explores the multiple, mutually reinforcing reasons for this anomaly. It argues that although there are good reasons to be frustrated with the PTO\u27s past performance, the anomaly should not persist. To the contrary, incre...