The tension between the Supreme Court\u27s expansive reading of the Takings Clause and the state\u27s virtually limitless power to tax has been repeatedly noted, but has received little systematic exploration. Although some scholars, most notably Richard Epstein, have used the tension between takings law and taxes to argue against the legitimacy of taxation as it is presently practiced, such an approach has failed to gain a significant following. Instead, the broad legal consensus is that legislatures effectively have unlimited authority to impose tax burdens. Nevertheless, this Article demonstrates that every attempt to formulate a Reconciling Theory, a theory that would square the prohibition of takings with such a broad tax power, yiel...