Complaints about frivolous patents abound in academic, business, and policy circles, and the focus of blame is usually on the large number of junk patents that have issued from the Patent Office that are actually invalid. The underlying cause is said to be the relatively modest examination performed by the Patent Office. Most popular proposals for change suggest methods for segregating patents into two or so bundles based on whether the patents should be subject to closer examination. A so-called “second window of review” has been proposed to allow competitors to make the choice of which patents get closer examination; and a so-called “gold-plated approach” has been proposed to allow patentees to make the election. Applying a back-to-basics...