$^{a}$email: bjmccall@astro.berkeley.eduAuthor Institution: Department of Chemistry, University of California at Berkeley; Department of Chemistry, Gemini Observatory; Department of Chemistry, JILA, University of Colorado and NIST; Department of Chemistry, Institute of Physics, \'{S}wietokrzyska Academy; Department of Physics, SCFAB, Stockholm University; Manne Siegbahn Laboratory, Stockholm University; Department of Physics, SCFAB, Stockholm UniversityThe $H^{+}_{3}$ molecular ion plays a fundamental role in interstellar chemistry, as it initiates a network of chemical reactions that produce many interstellar molecules. In dense clouds, the $H_{3}^{+}$ abundance is understood using a simple chemical model, from which observations of $H_{3}...