This Article is a rejoinder to the civil recourse theorist\u27s claim that tort law will be better served by retreating to the philosopher\u27s prefecture of private wrongs. A subsidiary goal of this Article is to refute John Goldberg\u27s claim that my sociologically-inspired theory of torts as public wrongs serves the interests of tort reformers rather than American consumers. In a nutshell, civil recourse theory is tort reform in disguise, not the concept of torts as fulfilling wide-ranging purposes such as the social control of corporations. If judges adopt civil recourse theory, they will be less inclined to recognize new causes of action and plaintiff classes deferring instead to legislatures. Tort law is the multi-tasker of the com...