The probabilistic grammar approach to syntactic alternations is arguably one of the most successful linguistic paradigms of the last two decades.Fitting a multifactorial statistical model to a randomized set of corpus sentences, optionally triangulated with an acceptability judgement task to evaluate the corpus model is now a standard approach in syntactic research. Apart from the fact that the empirical steps of the approach are rather straightforward (i.e., retrieve-annotate-model), part of its appeal is also that the approach is theoretically rather agnostic. However, the excellent predictive quality of our models does not relieve one from theoretical reflection.In this talk we will not argue that we need more complex modelling tools (i....