Cain as the Demonic Procreative by-product of Original Sin and his Role in the Destiny of Humanity: A Rabbinic and Kabbalistic Understanding of The Forbidden Fruit from the Garden of Eden (with Special Doomsday Gallery)

Nearly every adult is familiar with the story of Adam and Eve, and the Garden of Eden: a newly created being wonders off from her husband and lands herself, and all of Humanity, in a lot of trouble. On the advice of a garroulous serpent, she partakes of a fruity botanical substance that somehow causes her to immediately feel ashamed of her reproductive organs, receive a death sentence, and be exiled from her home. But since when is hunger a crime? And why was the punishent thereof so severe? These are questions that have baffled many and led to the belief that the story is either purely allegorical, or inexplicably nonsensical. However, adequate consideration for Jewish orthodoxy and mysticism will reveal a truth hidden in the Bible for thousands of years, and explain how the events of the Garden will lead the world to the Battle of Armageddon.