We propose a new paradigm for generating exponentially spread standard model Yukawa couplings from a new U(1)F gauge symmetry in the dark sector. Chiral symmetry is spontaneously broken among dark fermions that obtain nonvanishing masses from a nonperturbative solution to the mass gap equation. The necessary ingredient for this mechanism to work is the existence of higher-derivative terms in the dark U(1)F theory, or equivalently the existence of Lee\u2013Wick ghosts, that (i) allow for a nonperturbative solution to the mass gap equation in the weak coupling regime of the Abelian theory and (ii) induce exponential dependence of the generated masses on dark fermion U(1)F quantum numbers. The generated flavor and chiral symmetry breaking in t...