The government regularly outs information concerning people\u27s sexuality, gender identity, and HIV status. Notwithstanding the implications of such outings, the Supreme Court has yet to resolve whether the Constitution contains a right to informational privacy - a right to limit the government\u27s ability to collect and disseminate personal information. This Article probes informational privacy theory and jurisprudence to better understand the judiciary\u27s reluctance to fully embrace a constitutional right to informational privacy. The Article argues that while existing scholarly theories of informational privacy encourage us to broadly imagine the right and its possibilities, often focusing on informational privacy\u27s ability to pro...