One can fix the randomness used by a randomized algorithm, but there is no analogous notion of fixing the quantumness used by a quantum algorithm. Underscoring this fundamental difference, we show that, in the black-box setting, the behavior of quantum polynomial-time (BQP) can be remarkably decoupled from that of classical complexity classes like NP. Specifically: - There exists an oracle relative to which NP^{BQP} ? BQP^{PH}, resolving a 2005 problem of Fortnow. As a corollary, there exists an oracle relative to which ? = NP but BQP ? QCMA. - Conversely, there exists an oracle relative to which BQP^{NP} ? PH^{BQP}. - Relative to a random oracle, PP is not contained in the "QMA hierarchy" QMA^{QMA^{QMA^{?}}}. - Relative to a random orac...