Our planet is habitable, in part, due to the carbon dioxide (CO2) that resides in our at- mosphere. Whilst the presence of CO2 ensures that ambient surface temperatures remain above freezing, additional inputs of CO2 drive global temperatures higher. The long-term increase in temperature associated with an increase in the mixing ratio of CO22 in the at- mosphere (pCO2) is, however, not certain. In order to understand how much our planet’s temperature rises given an increase pCO2, we look to the sedimentary record to reconstruct coupled changes in past temperature and pCO2. Yet, reconstructing pCO2 is marred by inaccurate proxies, which often require numerous assumptions and only provide snapshots of past change. Recent work has linked chemi...