This article is a response to the growing rift between African and Africanist scholars, written by an African and an Africanist graduate student. Based on our respective experiences, we examine the moments of contention, bad faith and accusation between the two groups and the ways in which these moments are both embedded in, and constitutive of a lingering colonial parochialism based on global asymmetries and power inequalities. The two debates we specifically analyze are the heated exchange between Archie Mafeje and Sally Falk Moore over the history of Anthropology appearing in volumes 2 and 3 of the CODESRIA Bulletin as well as recent installments in the long-standing dispute over FGM (Female Genital Mutilation) research. This analysis tr...