Always Take a Girl Named Daisy

Handsome Harry, Handsome Harry Thomas,He was sued, yes, sued for breach of promise,He took Mary walking through the dell,And said Now dont you dare tell, Mary went right home and told her mother,Ma told Pa and Pa then told her brother,Brother told the preacher and the preacher went and tolled a wedding bell.CHORUSNever take a walk with Mary,Never take a walk with SueNever take a walk with Maud or Carrie,That\u27s the kind of girl you\u27ll have to marry,If you take a girl out walking,Down a little shady dell,Always take a girl named Daisy \u27Cause daisies wont tell. tell. Harry\u27s married life was pure and simple,Till he met a girlie with a dimpleShe said Dear I\u27m not acquaint ed here I just came down from Beaver Fall, Harry wink and said Why silk and satin,To this girl would be like Greek and Latin,Harry felt like fainting when he missed his little dollar Ingersol