Published work which addresses video’s formative years in Britain typically frames children in one of two ways: either as victims of ‘video nasties’, or as scapegoats used by social guardians and policymakers to further a profoundly moralistic, censorious, agenda. The centrality of youngsters to this historical moment cannot be denied, but there is much more to be learned about their relationship with video entertainment during the early 1980s. It would be unreasonable to suggest—as some have—that, because the video industry lacked governmental regulation between the years 1978 and 1984, video distributors disregarded children’s welfare. On the contrary, and as this article will reveal, many distributors traded in an array of videos int...