This paper examines how adjectives are derived within a featural system comprising only two categories. It argues that adjectivisers, 'a' heads, do not exist, leaving the repertory of categorisers with two members only: verbalisers, 'v' heads, and nominalisers, 'n' heads. We proceed to argue that the adjective category is possibly universal insofar as it involves prima facie dual categorisation: adjectives obtain when a root or an already categorised element combines with a complex categorial structure, one that involves both a verbaliser and nominaliser. This proposal is supported by grammar-internal evidence (viz. the external modification of adjectives by adverbs and the nominal character of their internal structure) and by broader typol...