Through a textual analysis of four episodes comprising the 2019 ITV 1 psychological thriller Cheat, this paper explores a fictional representation of the United Kingdom (UK) Higher Education (HE) setting in the television drama. We discuss our analysis in the context of growing marketisation of UK HE, where academics are increasingly viewing students as powerful consumers. We focus on one of the central characters, final-year undergraduate student Rose Vaughan, and the staff with whom she interacts in a fictional HE institution – St. Helen’s College. This paper engages with the following themes: ‘The powerful student consumer’; and ‘The commodified academic’. Insight gleaned through the textual analysis of this dramatised depiction of UK HE...