Assuming that the actual values of Mt at FNAL and of at LEP are within their current 1[sigma] reported ranges, we present a No-Lose Theorem for superpartner searches at LEP II and an upgraded Tevatron. We impose only two theoretical assumptions: the Lagrangian is that of the Minimal Supersymmetric Standard Model (MSSM) with arbitrary soft-breaking terms, and all couplings remain perturbative up to scales ~ 1016 GeV; there are no assumptions about the soft supersymmetry breaking parameters, proton decay, cosmology, etc. In particular, if the LEP and FNAL values hold up and supersymmetry is responsible for the discrepancy with the Standard Model prediction of , then we must have charginos and/or top squarks observable at the upgraded machine...