The majority of formal schooling, this article contends, is pathogenic. Globalist educational reforms, such as UNESCO’s Education for All initiative, create pathological subjectivities through socialization. Drawing on Durkheim and Bourdieu’s work, which presents formal education as a conservative institution that sustains privilege and maintain the status quo through socialization, this article explores the implications of schools’ socializing function. Globalized education, theorized according to Loomba’s work on the colonialist/postcolonialist functions of power and privilege, is a form of colonialism, dictated by neoliberal elites. By implication, this article argues a basic form of systemic violence consists in schools, globally. Drawi...