This paper challenges the malleability of the idea of property as a relative, indeterminate bundle of rights , which appears to dominate property doctrine at least since Ronald Coase\u27s The Problem of Social Cost . Focusing on the core goals of property regimes, the paper proposes an alternative view of property rights - one that is centered on the ability of owners to appropriate the benefits of their assets in the face of a threat from numerous potential adversaries, rather than their ability to contract such assets away within a bilateral context. This appropriability problem, it is argued, is a defining concept of private property regimes; it is not just one of many problems underlying private property, but rather the systemic probl...