Economics and law have contrasting rhetorics, which is one reason perhaps why economics has become influential in law. It is a new way of arguing, and lawyers are on the watch for new ways of arguing. These rhetorics are not always bad. Rhetoric here is not merely ornament and trickery, but all persuasion, from arithmetic to moral character. We humans must decide what arguments we find persuasive. The lawyer\u27s appeal to stare decisis or the economist\u27s claim to scientific status are rhetorical acts, good or bad. I want to argue that economics is a sweet science, but the rhetoric of science in economics is mainly bad, not least because it makes lawyers feel like unscientific imbeciles. Economics, like mathematics, thinks it uses no...