Why Contracts Are Written in Legalese

Contracts have been reviled since before the Marx Brothers\u27 infamous there ain\u27t no Sanity Clause sketch as being replete with duplicative, cumbersome, inartful, and sometimes imprecise language. My Article seeks to understand why practice apparently hasn\u27t made perfect—why the contract production process hasn\u27t been honed to a point that contracts are as clear, and only as long, as would seem to be optimal. I argue that the contracting production process combines rational, and what some would consider irrational, elements to create a serviceable, but arguably second-best, product. But I also argue that what counts as second-best in this and other contexts may be harder to discern than is generally thought