Techniques from nanoscience now enable the creation of ultrasmall electronic devices. Among these, nanoelectromechanical systems (NEMS) in particular offer unprecedented opportunities for sensitive chemical, biological, and physical measurements [1]. For vacuum-based applications NEMS provide extremely high force and mass sensitivity, ultimately below the attonewton and single-Dalton level respectively. In fluidic media, even though the high quality factors attainable in vacuum become precipitously damped due to fluid coupling, extremely small device size and high compliance still yield force sensitivity at the piconewton level - i.e., smaller than that, on average, required to break individual hydrogen bonds that are the fundament...