I propose solutions to three problems of increasing specificity: naturalizing teleological functions; the semantics of natural language as embedded in context; and the meaning of linguistic expressions of disagreement about personal taste. The concept of teleological function spans multiple domains---biologically evolved traits; intentional states such as beliefs and desires; actions; artifacts; customs, traditions, and institutions; social groups; and words, speech acts, and grammatical structures. When we ascribe a teleological function---e.g., the evolved function of the eye to aid sight, or the technological function of aspirin to reduce fever---we explain not only how a thing ought to function, but also why that thing exists. This is w...