The vast majority of the work that has been done in Optimality Theory has focused, sometimes directly, sometimes indirectly, on the interaction between markedness (or well-formedness) constraints and faithfulness constraints. In this paper I investigate a particular kind of lexical exception, namely cases where phonotactic well- formedness is regularly violated by certain vowel + consonant sequences in most words (including the most common ones), while it is obeyed only in a handful of rare (mostly foreign) words. The focus of discussion is the distribution of tense and lax vowels in Eastern General American English: There are several environments (stressed open final syllables, position before certain consonants and consonant clusters) whe...