Magmas fracture under high shear stresses, producing radiating elastic waves. At the volcano scale, eruption is often preceded by accelerating seismicity, while at the laboratory scales, sample failure appears to be preceded by similarly accelerating Acoustic Emission (AE). In both cases, empirical relationships between the acceleration and the time of the singular final event have offered tantalizing possibilities for forecast of eruptions and material failure. We explore the success of these tools in the laboratory by briefly reviewing datasets that have been presented previously and comparing the range of errors on forecast times with the range of errors associated with attempts to retrospectively forecast eruptions. We demonstrate that ...