“I want to go to graduate school in English, said my student Peter, then blurted out, and be a professor, like you. I bit my lip not to say something deflating--at the end of the semester I didn\u27t feel my life should be anyone\u27s goal. I knew that he pictured the life of a professor as reading interesting books, talking about them with enthusiastic students like himself, doing research one loves, and serving on a few committees. And being paid for doing this! I didn\u27t warn Peter that the scholarly life he aspires to is seen as a scam by critics of higher education. They accuse the faculty of neglecting teaching, resisting new ideas, and indulging in useless research at taxpayers\u27 expense. They predict (and hope) that many of ...