The white wedding narrative of popular discourses concerns the ideal wedding and bridal moment. The bride is protagonist and 'star' of this fairytale, which begins with a marriage proposal, accompanied by a dashing groom and dazzling diamonds, and ends with 'happily ever after' for the bridal couple. Replete with the celebratory aspects of a rite of passage, the white wedding fairytale is characterised by bridal traditions, and an exhaustive list of etiquette requirements. Representations of 'real life' wedding fairytales (for example, the wedding of Mary Donaldson to Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark) are circulated by Australian women's and gossip magazines. A context is thereby provided for the narratives constructed by the more specialis...