Figure 1: A variety of dynamic foam, film, and bubble scenarios captured by our method. Left: A small foam rearranges and settles to equilibrium. Center: A snapshot of an evolving catenoid soap film joining two circular wires, an instant before the film pinches apart. Right: A bubble with a wire constricting its mid-section gradually squeezes to one side. Simulating the delightful dynamics of soap films, bubbles, and foams has traditionally required the use of a fully three-dimensional many-phase Navier-Stokes solver, even though their visual appearance is completely dominated by the thin liquid surface. We depart from ear-lier work on soap bubbles and foams by noting that their dynamics are naturally described by a Lagrangian vortex sheet ...