One of the ways that the evolutionary theory of aging has survived in the face of contravening evidence is that it shifts shape. I have characterized the field in terms of three main theories (Mutation Accumulation (MA), Antagonistic Pleiotropy (AP) and Disposable Soma (DS)), and within these there are variations and interpretations. More than the others, the DS theory is associated with a single theorist, Tom Kirkwood, but in different writing and at different times, he has characterized the DS theory variously. This multiplicity of theories is itself a problem. The fact that aging appeared early in the history of life, and that genes for aging have been preserved and spread almost universally over a billion years of evolution suggests tha...