The literature on the Sleeping Beauty problem has been dominated by Bayesians.1 Even those authors who are not Bayesians2 have addressed the problem without using much of the rich machinery available to objective probability theorists. We show that the objective probability theorist has a very simple argument for thirdism. Objective Probability Bayesians take “definite ” or “single-case ” probabilities to be basic. Definite probabilities attach to closed formulas or propositions. We write them here using small caps: PROB(P) and PROB(P/Q). Most objective probability theories begin instead with “indefinite ” or “general ” probabilities (sometimes called “statistical probabilities”). Indefinite probabilities attach to open formulas or proposit...